Not true about me, but true about her
100 Truths About me......
1. Last beverage = classify milk...
2. Last phone call =safaricom customer care...
3. Last text message= pliz call me... to dad ...hahaha
4. Last song you listened to =jessie j... like a boy..
5. Last time you cried =leo... curse those onions
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = neva!!!!! kosa ni kukosa mara mbili....
7. Been cheated on = i hop not.... but hawa wanaume wa kileo..
9. Lost someone special = define lost....haha
10. Been depressed= dah!!! am human!!
11. Been drunk and threw up = get 1 thing ryt.... I DONT DRINK, NEVA HAVE, N NEVA WIL...
FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12.Blue
13 Brown
14.Black
HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend =how else do we mek friends?..... nkt!
16. Fallen out of love = YES!
17. Laughed until you cried = waaaa... thats a long tym ago..... wea did such days go?
18. Met someone who changed you = Have I eva changed??
19. Found out who your true friends were =still in the proccess.... so far najua kadhaa...
20. Found out someone was talking about you = hizi ni vitu tulizoea
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life =on a scale of 1-10......7
23. How many kids do you want to have =mtajua wen the tym comes....
24. Do you have any pets = 2 cats, n 2dogs.... but i wuldnt col the dogs pets....
25. Do you want to change your name =i love my names..... n ma peroz werent damn...
26. What did you do for your last birthday = swam the whole freakin nyt....
27. What time did you wake up today =mapema sana...... 8;00.. hehe
28. What were you doing at midnight last night =sleepin.... wat did u xpect?
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for =to walk into myvery own castle royale...
30. Last time you saw your Mother = i am lukin at her as we speak.....
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = naipenda vivyo hivyo...
32. What are you listening to right now =t.v iko on.... does that count?
33. Have you ever talked to a whore = What does this have to do with facebook?? I was in highschool. . .
34. What's/ who getting on your nerves right now = the pending questions.... n this boy on chat hu cant get it that staki kuchart na yeye......nqt
35. Most visited webpage = you-tube...
36. Whats your real name =solace velesi wa karanja.....
37. Nickname=shoshy.. tole.. so.. squeekie.. baby...
38. Relationship Status = najipenda... i dont share things i love..
39. Zodiac sign= hizi ni nini? watu wa march wanafall wapi?
40. Male or female? = i am a gal.... gues that meks me male huh?
41. Elementary =sasa huko ni wapi..... mimi nilienda primary skul... kwanza tatu... mikindani, amani, na m.m.shah
42. Middle School= I went to Secondary school....nkt! nakuru hi...
43.High School/College =home skulin....
44. Hair colour =Black...... dah!!! KUNA AFRICAN BLONDES?
45. Long or short = both
46. Height=5'2
47. Do you have a crush on someone? =am only human......
48: What do you like about yourself? =Everything!!!
49. Piercings =3.... na moja God-given
50. Tattoos= none... but am thinkin of 1... thinkin, js thinkin!
51. Righty or lefty = Righty... na saa zingina lefty..
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery =ya kukata umblical cord
53. First piercing = yenye Mungu alinipea... hapo ju kwa maskio
54. First best friend = mboch.. ama ni hile dolly kipara..??? siko sure..
55. First sport you joined = katii na uki..
56. First vacation = do we have those?? kuenda shagz inaitwa?
58. First pair of trainers = Wat r trainers??
59. Eating = food.. watu hukula?
60. Drinking = maji, juo, uji, maziwa.... anything alcohol n malt free..
61. I'm about to =giv up on this quiz...
62. Listening to =bado t.v iko on....
63. Waiting on = sielewi...
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? =i said mtajua wen am thea....!hata mimi cjui!!!!
65. Get Married? = maybe. . .
66. Career= helmets n overalls.. cool!!
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes =eyes (tho i dont kno how this applies..)
68. Hugs or kisses =hand shakes..
69. Shorter or taller = okay!!! now i get the jist... TALLER... staki Mwala kwangu!!
70. Older or Younger = older! def!!
71. Romantic or spontaneous = a lil of both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = if this means biceps n a six pac, am in 4 both!!
73. Sensitive or loud = Loud! lakini he must be able to cry... hehe
74. Hook-up or relationship =neitha...
75. Troublemaker or hesitant?= it depends
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = helll no!!
77. Drank hard liquor=I DONT DRINK!
78. Lost glasses/contacts =haha... YES!!
79. Sex on first date =wewe!!!!! kuna vitu hata cfikiriangi!!!! never eva!!!!
81. Had your own heart broken =not realy
82. Been arrested = mi ni gud gal...
83. Turned someone down =yes! repeatedly at tymz!!
84. Cried when someone died =was i to laugh?
85. Fallen for a friend? = kiasi.... eleweni hizi mambo..
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself =if i dont, hu wil?
87. Miracles =dah!!
88. Love at first sight =Love? Hell no. hiyo ni lust at 1st syt!!
89. Heaven =YES!!
90.Santa Claus= NO...mimi najua father xmas... na pia huyo haexist
91. Kiss on the first date =mayb th 3rd huko......
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time =....i can explain...
95. Did you sing today? = thats lyk my h@ beat
96. Ever cheated on somebody?= jibu iko # 94...
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= is it even possible....?? i deal with certainities
98.If you could pick a day last year and relive it which would it be? = 12th june..... i saw the tail of death.. not the face... i was wishin to c how he/she luks lyk...
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?= totally!!!! i heard luv hurts....
100.POSTING THIS AS 100 TRUTHS=FINNALLY!!!!!!!! kwani u r doubtin?
1. Last beverage = classify milk...
2. Last phone call =safaricom customer care...
3. Last text message= pliz call me... to dad ...hahaha
4. Last song you listened to =jessie j... like a boy..
5. Last time you cried =leo... curse those onions
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = neva!!!!! kosa ni kukosa mara mbili....
7. Been cheated on = i hop not.... but hawa wanaume wa kileo..
9. Lost someone special = define lost....haha
10. Been depressed= dah!!! am human!!
11. Been drunk and threw up = get 1 thing ryt.... I DONT DRINK, NEVA HAVE, N NEVA WIL...
FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12.Blue
13 Brown
14.Black
HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend =how else do we mek friends?..... nkt!
16. Fallen out of love = YES!
17. Laughed until you cried = waaaa... thats a long tym ago..... wea did such days go?
18. Met someone who changed you = Have I eva changed??
19. Found out who your true friends were =still in the proccess.... so far najua kadhaa...
20. Found out someone was talking about you = hizi ni vitu tulizoea
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life =on a scale of 1-10......7
23. How many kids do you want to have =mtajua wen the tym comes....
24. Do you have any pets = 2 cats, n 2dogs.... but i wuldnt col the dogs pets....
25. Do you want to change your name =i love my names..... n ma peroz werent damn...
26. What did you do for your last birthday = swam the whole freakin nyt....
27. What time did you wake up today =mapema sana...... 8;00.. hehe
28. What were you doing at midnight last night =sleepin.... wat did u xpect?
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for =to walk into myvery own castle royale...
30. Last time you saw your Mother = i am lukin at her as we speak.....
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = naipenda vivyo hivyo...
32. What are you listening to right now =t.v iko on.... does that count?
33. Have you ever talked to a whore = What does this have to do with facebook?? I was in highschool. . .
34. What's/ who getting on your nerves right now = the pending questions.... n this boy on chat hu cant get it that staki kuchart na yeye......nqt
35. Most visited webpage = you-tube...
36. Whats your real name =solace velesi wa karanja.....
37. Nickname=shoshy.. tole.. so.. squeekie.. baby...
38. Relationship Status = najipenda... i dont share things i love..
39. Zodiac sign= hizi ni nini? watu wa march wanafall wapi?
40. Male or female? = i am a gal.... gues that meks me male huh?
41. Elementary =sasa huko ni wapi..... mimi nilienda primary skul... kwanza tatu... mikindani, amani, na m.m.shah
42. Middle School= I went to Secondary school....nkt! nakuru hi...
43.High School/College =home skulin....
44. Hair colour =Black...... dah!!! KUNA AFRICAN BLONDES?
45. Long or short = both
46. Height=5'2
47. Do you have a crush on someone? =am only human......
48: What do you like about yourself? =Everything!!!
49. Piercings =3.... na moja God-given
50. Tattoos= none... but am thinkin of 1... thinkin, js thinkin!
51. Righty or lefty = Righty... na saa zingina lefty..
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery =ya kukata umblical cord
53. First piercing = yenye Mungu alinipea... hapo ju kwa maskio
54. First best friend = mboch.. ama ni hile dolly kipara..??? siko sure..
55. First sport you joined = katii na uki..
56. First vacation = do we have those?? kuenda shagz inaitwa?
58. First pair of trainers = Wat r trainers??
59. Eating = food.. watu hukula?
60. Drinking = maji, juo, uji, maziwa.... anything alcohol n malt free..
61. I'm about to =giv up on this quiz...
62. Listening to =bado t.v iko on....
63. Waiting on = sielewi...
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? =i said mtajua wen am thea....!hata mimi cjui!!!!
65. Get Married? = maybe. . .
66. Career= helmets n overalls.. cool!!
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes =eyes (tho i dont kno how this applies..)
68. Hugs or kisses =hand shakes..
69. Shorter or taller = okay!!! now i get the jist... TALLER... staki Mwala kwangu!!
70. Older or Younger = older! def!!
71. Romantic or spontaneous = a lil of both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = if this means biceps n a six pac, am in 4 both!!
73. Sensitive or loud = Loud! lakini he must be able to cry... hehe
74. Hook-up or relationship =neitha...
75. Troublemaker or hesitant?= it depends
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = helll no!!
77. Drank hard liquor=I DONT DRINK!
78. Lost glasses/contacts =haha... YES!!
79. Sex on first date =wewe!!!!! kuna vitu hata cfikiriangi!!!! never eva!!!!
81. Had your own heart broken =not realy
82. Been arrested = mi ni gud gal...
83. Turned someone down =yes! repeatedly at tymz!!
84. Cried when someone died =was i to laugh?
85. Fallen for a friend? = kiasi.... eleweni hizi mambo..
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself =if i dont, hu wil?
87. Miracles =dah!!
88. Love at first sight =Love? Hell no. hiyo ni lust at 1st syt!!
89. Heaven =YES!!
90.Santa Claus= NO...mimi najua father xmas... na pia huyo haexist
91. Kiss on the first date =mayb th 3rd huko......
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time =....i can explain...
95. Did you sing today? = thats lyk my h@ beat
96. Ever cheated on somebody?= jibu iko # 94...
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= is it even possible....?? i deal with certainities
98.If you could pick a day last year and relive it which would it be? = 12th june..... i saw the tail of death.. not the face... i was wishin to c how he/she luks lyk...
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?= totally!!!! i heard luv hurts....
100.POSTING THIS AS 100 TRUTHS=FINNALLY!!!!!!!! kwani u r doubtin?
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